Hey, you.

You there, at the CVB or DMO or Tourist Board.

You know all about your town, right?

Awesome, ’cause I’m new here and don’t have much time to see your coolest stuff.

A tailored itinerary list with all kinds of ideas including local, non-chain places to stay, cuisine I can’t get anywhere else, insider tips and a variety of things to do would be super-helpful.

Please give me links and maps, too. I don’t know where things are located, but YOU do.

That PDF itinerary with only a few details, a scanned-in and mostly unreadable map, no links and with “2008” at the top….plus cheesy stock photos of plastic people?

Not real helpful, thanks.

Love, Your Visitor.

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